Oh F*ck! Dinosaurs!, (Hardcover)

<strong>WHO WILL SURVIVE A NIGHT OF MESOZOIC MAYHEM?</strong><p></p><p>Deep in the mountains, there is a</p><p><strong>House</strong> that time has abandoned to rot.</p><p>Its carcass remains as nothing more than a</p><p><strong>bad memory</strong> of a <strong>horrid nightmare.</strong></p><p></p><p>Inside its labyrinthine halls stalk <strong>primeval terrors</strong></p><p>the Earth has not seen in 66 million years.</p><p>Their talons sharp, their teeth sharper.</p><p><strong>Their appetites hungry.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>This Hell is their Home.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>And their Guests have arrived...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>In the debut novel by Dave Bruno<p>A mismatched group of college graduates has stumbled upon this horrible place in hopes of a having a fun, celebratory weekend. That is, if they can get over their personal issues as well as survive a night against bloodthirsty Cretaceous Creeps.</p><p></p><p><strong>Azi Midas</strong> is a spoiled rich brat who has recently landed themself in a host of issues thanks to their terrible decisions. He slept with his best friend's, <strong>Stella Alvarez's</strong> boyfriend, <strong>Cameron Akagi</strong> so that he could break up with his ex, <strong>Ellis Wheeler.</strong> Azi will have to face all this drama while having dinosaurs biting at his heels.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bernard Armester</strong> and <strong>Chad Buffton</strong> used to be best friends growing up, but college life had torn them apart as one sought to become the life of the party and the other sought more solitude in familiarity. In the middle of this is <strong>Frankie Bucek</strong>, a loose cannon who's toxicity becomes dangerous when pushed to his limits.</p><p></p><p><strong>Can they survive a night of primeval terror?</strong></p><p></p>Diverse Characters<p>Meet a group of various personalities all dealing with reality tv-esque dramas as they must find ways to survive despite their issues with each other.</p><p></p>Cool Artwork<p>Cover Art by Trevor Henderson, Logo by Sarah J Coleman and interior artwork by the author himself, Dave Bruno. No AI used during any part of the creation of this book, just pure creativity from a Dinosaur loving Game Animator.</p><p></p>Prehistoric Peril<p>Experience the horror of 8 different dinosaurs, each with unique terrifying quirks they use to stalk their hapless victims. Most of the dinosaurs presented are not typically featured in major Dinosaur media, so expect some surprises!</p><p></p>Reader Reviews<p><strong>"More <em>Snakes on a Plane</em></strong></p>

• Oh F*ck! Dinosaurs!, (Hardcover)
• Author: Schmuckies
• ISBN: 9798992717303
• Format: Hardcover
• Publication Date: 2025-04-07
• Page Count: 310